Aging is like upgrading to a deluxe version of yourself – more features, fewer filters. Sure, your knees sound like bubble wrap and you need three pairs of glasses to find your fourth, but you’ve earned every creak and crack.

You’re basically a vintage sports car: high mileage but still turning heads.

Reading glasses are just fashion accessories now. Own it. Get five pairs and rotate like a runway model.

Gray hair? That’s just your body’s way of adding natural highlights. You’re basically trending.